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Suicidal

This has got to be the stupidest thing I've read all week:

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

Prosecutors argued in a federal courtroom that the statements are an indication that 18-year-old Ryan Schallenberger needs a psychological evaluation.

While it's perfectly sane to believe you will go to heaven and meet Jesus, apparently it's insane to think you have a chance at killing him. Please don't try this at home, kids.

Awesome toy for suicidal kids: Giant Lego Cars

If I'd had this growing up I probably wouldn't have lived past 14. Moov is a modular vehicle that can be built and rebuilt over and over again by any kid.

It's raining McCain. Please kill me.

Need a reason not to kill yourself today?

Here's a good one: