Presidency

If you hadn't heard, Obama has secured the nomination. After 5 long months, he has finally reached the magic number and he can now begin his hard fight against McSame.

Hillary, however, didn't get the voicemail. She refuses to give up. Her supporters, frothing at the mouth, are begging her to run as an independent, to ultimately destroy the Democratic Party. A comment from her blog reads:

IF HILLARY DOESN'T CONTINUE I WILL TO VOTE FOR MCAIN. I WILL ALWAYS BE A HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTER AND WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HER GREAT CAMPAIGN AND WHAT SHE HAS DONE FOR WOMEN ACROSS THIS COUNTRY. GOD BLESS.

CHRIS,
 N.Y.

So basically, almost all of her supporters want her to continue, even though she is not going to be the nominee. They refuse the idea of her taking the Vice Presidential slot, despite this meme having come from the Clinton camp. Many are saying they will vote for McCain instead in November which tells you just what kind of irrational thinkers these people are. They are not voting to end the war. They are not voting to stop the corruption in D.C. They are not voting because a new hope exists, a better choice for America has been presented, or because the rights of women and minorities are important to them. They are voting for Hillary for superficial and ignorant reasons, and they are willing to leave the DNC behind and side with the enemy if their candidate doesn't get the nomination.

All the while, Clinton plays coy, as if she could still win the election. She refused to concede last night and instead gave a victory speech that was so appalling and ungracious, while her supporters cheered "Denver, Denver!"

This is really painful. Please quit with at least a sliver of dignity.

She'll never get tired of it. Yes, that is the guy from Sliders.

UPDATE: Looks like the owner took it down. Too bad.

DOUBLE UPDATE: It's back.

You may have heard that this guy George W. Bush was elected president. That's basically been a giant lie. You may have even heard he got reelected. This is also an untruth.

 In reality, George Bush is a devoted and perverted time traveller who has been sent to go back in time become elected president, and only do the most inane and incompetent looking political scandles possible for a president to still not be impeached for some reason. He basically goes into the future to screw everything up just right, so you never noticed he was on his ranch all summer. For the lolz. He also owns a hypnoquantummer. The House and the Senate are completely unaware of this, so please take two hours a day to hand write all of your congress-people.

Also, near the end of his time travelling adventures Bush does, in fact, impregnate one of his own ancestors, and he is, in fact, his own grandpa. And more.

Anyways, you'll probably appreciate this gem from the guardian highlighting his latest time-sploits. I'm about to break Godwins Law. And I just lost the game. That's what I call appeasement to Nazi's:

George Bush's grandfather, the late US senator Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany.

The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

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