instrument o' the week

Let's consider everything to be a musical instument, shall we? Sound is produced by vibrations and the Large Hedron Collider will make the biggest vibrations known to man (and by man, I mean me.). On September 10th, the LHC is going to produce the most prodigious music ever made by man as it becomes fully operational. This past weekend a quarter of the LHC turned on and no black holes (yet). Cheers, human scientists.

This is a random youtube video and it deserves to be our instrument of the week. If you can do better than Mozart, please videotape it and post it in the comments.

This here is one o' them fancy japanese analog synthesizers. It will synthesize fighting robots, dancing robots, sad robots, and tentacle rape. This is a kit, so the electronics and knobs come in a box and you have to put it together yourself, instead of having some azn kid do it. I think that's neat because I'd like to use my own custom knobs and maybe electrocute myself a couple times while putting it together.

This is the stupidest instrument of the week yet. I'm not going to write anything else about it, the title is all you need to know.

They be jammin'.