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Supreme Court Rules Death Penelty 'Badass', 'Balls-to-tha-wall awesome!'

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Submitted by sabrebutt on June 24, 2008 - 12:49am.

Those death penelty opponents are total pussies. Please don't comment about what movie this reminds you of, because it's just as cliche to comment about which movie it reminds you of.


Supreme Court Rules That Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

 

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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Submitted by sabrebutt on June 2, 2008 - 5:00pm.

These new feedbags sure take the work out of eating.

What Can We Do To Make Torture Greener?

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Submitted by sabrebutt on April 27, 2008 - 3:34pm.

In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

Study Finds Nearly 80 percent of Roomates Got So Wasted Last Night

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Submitted by sabrebutt on April 21, 2008 - 5:41pm.
3% got drunk and hit on some chick for like 3 hours before she said she had a boyfriend.

Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago

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Submitted by sabrebutt on April 3, 2008 - 11:32pm.

1998 was 10 fucking years ago, according to senior faculty at Harvard. More from the onion below.

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