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Pi

When ink and pen in hands of men inscribed your form, bibedal P

They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability

No ice could ever soak in all the places you annoint

And yet to see you all at once we only need the point

Flirting with infinity your geometric progeny

That fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right

3.1415926535897

93238462643383279

5028841971693993

7510582097494459

Your ever-constant harmony says flaw is discipline

The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin

And if our transcendental lift should find a final floor

Then man will know the death of God where wonder was before

Yeah, I know this pi **** backwards and forwards

Check it out

Bip bi-di-di

I did 3 chicks then I pointed at the door

A girl entered in so that made it 4

I snapped one time in came another 5

Add 'em all up and that makes 9

The average age 26.5

Now that's what I call gettin' some pi

5 of the chicks wore 6-inch heels

2 of the 9 squealed like seals

514 was the area code

Quebec, Canada my winter abode

And my 1.3 million dollar chalet

Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day

3.1415926535897

93238462643383279

5028841971693993

7510582097494459

2307816406286208

9986280348253421

170679821480865

13282306647093844

6095505822317253

5940812848111745

0284102701938521

1055596446229489...

 

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