Cheney Reveals his Family’s Incest, Insults All of West Virginia

Dick Cheney revealed his incestuous bloodline today:

Talking about his family roots and how he’s distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family.

"And we don’t even live in West Virginia," Cheney quipped.

"You can say those things when you’re not running for re-election."

He said that when his wife, Lynne, was doing research on a book, she discovered that his grandmother was descended from a man named Richard Cheney. "So I had Cheneys on both sides of the family," he said.

So Dick Cheney, who really was the result of incest, makes a joke about West Virginia. Huh?

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