SUDO MAKE ME A CHEEZBURGER

sabrebutt: Rock & Roll Santa

lackofurgency: Remember when you pied me in the face? The wallstreet thing reminds me of that.

lackofurgency: Sending in the clowns to mock wallstreet... that's funny.

sabrebutt: 12345678910

donrene: ...rest of country shakes head. 'shut up, Vermont'

donrene: BREAKING NEWS: BUSH ARRESTED AND HELD IN VERMONT

sabrebutt: In other news, the sun is on fire.

donrene: I don't wanna eat chips here but... oh, is that hummus dip?

RogueClown: CACTUS FOR PRESIDENT!!

sabrebutt: I don't wanna sound boring here, but I do not want flavor syrup in my latte.