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Teen Accused of Bomb-Plot Wanted to go to Heaven and Kill Jesus

This has got to be the stupidest thing I’ve read all week:

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

Prosecutors argued in a federal courtroom that the statements are an indication that 18-year-old Ryan Schallenberger needs a psychological evaluation.

While it’s perfectly sane to believe you will go to heaven and meet Jesus, apparently it’s insane to think you have a chance at killing him. Please don’t try this at home, kids.

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  1. #1Reply to this comment Anonymous
    on May 1st, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    wtf?

    There are a few things wrong with this picture and here they are: 1. This guy is obviously not "all there," in his head. 2. Jesus already died. ( And a"rose again.") 3. Even IF this guy made it to heaven by blowing up himself and taking his school mates with him, how can you attempt to sneak up on the one who knows all?

    Ryan, you should think about all of this. ;)

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